Ye Maya Chesave

Lead Actors: Naga Chaitanya, Samantha
Director: Gautam Menon

First impressions:

- Samantha is so cute!

- Naga Chaitanya now knows how to act (somewat)

- The music is awesome; it’s dreamy and transforms you into another world

- Too many hugs and smooches

Boy (Karthik, played by Naga Chaitanya) sees girl (Jesse, played by Samantha) , falls for her and pursues her, the girl avoids the boy, the girl starts liking boy, then she says ‘just friends’, then she starts liking him again, then she hates him, then she falls for him, then she hates him again, then she likes him again, then she avoids him…….!!! Oh ya n I forgot to mention, every now and then she keeps referring to her dad – this is what the storyline would look like if you compress it!

I held my head in my hands and almost cried for the torture Jesse was subjecting me to throughout the second part of the movie. I felt like banging my head to something when I saw her in the climax! (sob!)

Now coming to the positive aspects of the movie, the music (by A. R. Rahman) is remarkable and does a LOT for the movie. All the songs are good; my fav are ‘Manasa’, ‘Kundanapu Bomma’ and ‘Ee Hridayam’. The style of narration, atypical for a Telugu movie, is remarkable; the movie’s all about the narrative. The scenes shot in exotic locales are really beautiful and are a treat for the eyes.

The chemistry in the movie is great – the chemistry I’m referring to is the one between the narration, music and exotic locations :P

This is not the type of movie that can/ should be watched with your parents/ siblings; unless they are very open-minded and you are open minded enough to watch such movies with them. Thinking of it now, I think even the ‘parents’/ ‘siblings’ of Karthik and Jesse did not know why they were in the movie! No wonder I saw just gangs of girls/ gangs of boys/ couples at the theatre! I did not find anyone above 50 years of age!

Was it a good decision to watch the movie? Well, I’m just about as sure as Jesse!

Verdict: Watch once in the theatre for the chemistry (the one I referred to)

Rating: 2/5 for the movie. (4/5 for the movie minus the dowdy story)

Quarantine

Lead Actors: Jennifer Carpenter
Director: John Erick Dowdle

A reporter (Jennifer Carpenter) is sent along with a cameraman to a fire station to film the activities of the firemen on the job. The crew has a pretty good time getting to know the firemen and doing things like sliding down the famous fireman’s pole.

The firemen get a call and they rush to a building with the crew tagging along where an old woman is sick and has apparently gone crazy and is attacking the other people. They soon realize that the old lady is infected with some disease and the people whom she bit start to fall ill and some even die.

While all this is happening, the building is sealed by the police with the residents, firemen and the reporting crew inside the building and these guys don’t have a clue about what’s going on. The infected people soon start attacking and biting the others and our reporter and cameraman are stuck in this mad frenzy. A resident tries to escape from a window, but he is shot dead by a sniper, indicating the graveness of the infection in the building.

It turns out that a strain of rabies that rapidly infects humans is what’s causing all this mayhem. The infected people turn into zombie like creatures and attack and eat other humans! (Yuck!) The concept of zombies may still be exciting to the film maker (gross makeup on some second rate artistes would do the job, eliminating the need to spend millions to animate some other scary creatures), but I can vouch that viewers hardly find the idea thrilling anymore.

The reporter and the cameraman survive till the end of the movie, the cameraman is killed first and the movie ends with the reporter being dragged away into the darkness.

The movie is shot from the cameraman’s point of view; everything is as seen through his lens. The last few minutes have the camera in the night mode. It was quite chilling to watch the movie, it’s good that there wasn’t too much of gore but the suspense wasn’t entirely effective; I never once got startled even though I was watching it all alone at night.

I thought the lead actress overacted in many places. In one situation, when things start to go really really bad in the movie, she starts panicking and trembling with fear in such a fashion that I found this part an ordeal to sit through and was irritated to watch all the over-action.

Verdict: An ok movie that can be watched for time pass. Not really scary.
My Rating: 2/5

What Happens in Vegas

Lead Actors: Cameron Diaz, Ashton Kutcher
Director: Tom Vaughan

Joy (Cameron Diaz) stock-broker who’s recently had a breakup goes to Vegas to chill out with her best friend. Jack Fuller (Ashton Kutcher), a carpenter who’s been fired by his own father too lands up in Vegas with his friend at the same time.

They meet when they both are given the same room by mistake and end up partying together. The next morning, Joy wakes up to realize that she and Jack got married in their drunken stupor! Joy and Jack talk to each other and are relieved to find that neither of them wants to continue with the marriage and decide to annul it.

Just after their decision Jack uses Joy’s quarter in the slot machine and he wins a jackpot of 3,000,000! Joy then demands jack half the money as she is now his wife :D. They try to divorce but the judge, a person who finds such marriages and attitudes distasteful tells the couple to try to make their marriage work for six months, he threatens that else he wouldn’t let either of them get their hands on the jackpot money.

Joy then moves into Jack’s place and the rest of the story is about how they both try to outsmart, irritate, and even hurt the other to make them flee from the marriage/ jackpot. It isn’t tough to guess that they both finally fall in love with each other and ‘What Happens in Vegas’, stays long after Vegas too!

The movie is somewhat ok but does manage to elicit some laughs, esp. the scenes at the marriage counselor. In one scene, Jack’s friends hit him to portray to the counselor that he was abused by Joy; Jack appears with bruises and starts to whine about Joy when she coolly shows the counselor a video of the hitting – you should see the expression on Ashton Kutcher’s face (lol)

Verdict: A romantic comedy which is quite funny, but hardly romantic

My Rating: 2/5

Wanted

Lead Actors: James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie, Morgan Freeman
Director: Timur Bekmambetov

Wesley (James McAvoy) is a guy with a dull routine job and life. One fine day an assassin, Fox (Angelina Jolie), tells him that he is the son of an assassin and a gun-fight and a car-chase with another man (who supposedly is trying to kill Wesley and/ or the assassin) ensues. After warding-off the attacker, he is taken to the location of ‘The Fraternity’ where Sloan (Morgan Freeman) tells him that Wesley’s father was an assassin who worked with them and Wesley is supposed to inherit all that his father left; weapons, money, ‘legacy’ and all. He is also told that he is one of the few people on earth who have the ability of enormous speed and extremely quick reflexes when stressed; when the heart rate increases to abnormal levels (which Wesley so far thinks are just panic attacks).

Wesley chooses his normal way of life, but when he sees his bank balance at his desk, a sudden change (probably some feeling of super-confidence and I-needn’t-do-this-stupid-job-and-take-all-this-crap-coz-I-have-all-the-money-in-the-world) comes over him and he shouts at his boss and hits his backstabbing-friend with a keyboard and walks out of his office and into ‘The Fraternity’.

Wesley learns that the persons to be murdered are chosen based on some code hidden in a piece of fabric produced by a loom! This part is really silly, they should’ve thought of a better idea for where the names of the people come from. Sloan tells Wesley that these are the people who would cause destruction soon and hence they have to be killed to prevent it.

Wesley is then trained by Fox (albeit brutally, grossly) to be a professional assassin and the cute guy at the desk turns into a cold-blooded, high-precision murderer.

A lot of twists and turns and surprises follow, which better be watched than read.

This is one movie that I watched from the beginning to end with my mouth wide open in amazement (a couple of flies did go into my mouth and they had the time to come out unscathed too, so I’m still a vegetarian :P)

The way the movie was made is awesome – dark, treacherous and so out of this world – I got a feeling that what they were doing is pretty cool and powerful! I usually hate action stunts - they look very deliberate and impossible and make me wonder if I’m watching a movie or a circus and I was impressed with the action scenes in this movie; so imagine how good and well-shot they must be. I loved the curving of the bullets, I wonder if it's really possible :D

I just love it when I watch a movie without even the slightest inkling of what it is about/ who stars in it, and end up loving it!!!

N btw, move over Tom Hanks, my fav is now James McAvoy :D :D :D

Verdict: Those who like action movies/ Angelina Jolie/ James McAvoy :P will love it!

My Rating: 4/5

3 Idiots

Lead Actors: Aamir Khan, Madhavan, Sharman Joshi, Kareena Kapoor
Director: Rajkumar Hirani

A rib-tickling film on three students in an engineering college – that about sums it up.

The movie is a must-watch, the situations are so funny and the dialogues are smartly written. It’s a very enjoyable movie experience. Aamir, Madhavan and Sharman manage to look like college students and I was very impressed by that; I was spooked that I would have to watch old botox-filled faces acting as college students; a-la in the Telugu movies! :P

A majority of the scenes in the movie make you ROFL. There are some senti-scenes which I did not like - I guess Bollywood cannot do without a good dose of sentiment, and these scenes are real tear-jerkers for sensitive people.

The movie is very much based on Chetan Bhagat’s first novel ‘Five-point Someone’.

The Chetan Bhagat credit issue is turning out to be very ugly and I did not expect something like this from the makers of such a huge film. As a person who read the book, I can vouch that the movie is not just ‘inspired’, but is more than 50% from book. Throwing in a few more characters and some scenes (some were totally unnecessary, esp. the delivery scene) does not make the movie just an ‘inspiration’ of the book. Of course, normally, when film makers say they are ‘inspired’ by a movie of another language, it simple means it’s a remake! I guess this trend is ‘inspiring’ the making of movies based on novels too!

All in all, the movie is ok, but the fun of the thought of the movie is lost due to the credit issue. Crediting the author at the end is in my view in really bad taste, coz in the theatre in which I saw the movie, the credits at the end weren’t even shown.
If this is the fate of a renowned author, imagine the plight of the unknown writers!

As a parting note – It is said that if you think too much about something, you become that. So I guess that’s what happened to the people associated with the movie!

Verdict: A must-watch for the comedy.
My Rating: 2.5/5, (I would’ve given a 3.5/5, but -1 bcoz of the issue :P)

Avatar

Lead Actors: Sam Worthington, Zoë Saldaña, Stephen Lang, Michelle Rodriguez, Sigourney Weaver

Director: James Cameron

My curiosity for this movie drove me to watching this movie in a crappy theatre;  (I watched it on the 3rd day : ( ).

Jake Sully (Sam Worthington), Dr. Grace Augustine (Sigourney Weaver) and some others are transferred into their ‘Avatars’ to convince the Na’vi of Pandora to evacuate a site, which supposedly is a source of some extremely valuable mineral. It so happens that actually it was Jake Sully’s twin who was in the mission and an Avatar was created for him, but he dies and so Jake is summoned to transform into the Avatar as the neurological structure of the created Avatar should match with the person who is being transferred into it.

Jake (in his Avatar) runs into the princess of the Na’vi (Zoë Saldaña) and the Na’vi decide to teach Jake their ways, instead of killing him. Now begins the journey of Jake (as well as the audience) into the world of the Na’vi, where they live in perfect harmony with nature.

The strong-point of the movie is most definitely the graphics – the representation of the world of Na’vi is awesome. I liked the floating mountains the most. The Avatars themselves are remarkable - their height, the strong build and the funny glowing dots on their faces, and yeah, the even more funny plait! :D

Another thing worth mentioning is that the characterization is not lost in all the graphics and story-telling and the movie manages to make the audience feel empathy for the characters. I couldn’t help but cheer out loud when a pilot, Trudy (Michelle Rodriguez), swoops into the scene firing tons of bullets to fight the baddies and when Colonel Miles Quaritch (Stephan Lang) orders attacks on the Na’vi, I was so irritated at his determination to destruct their world, that at one point near the climax, I wanted to leap out at the screen and strangle him!!!

Watching the movie was a wonderful experience – even in 2D, in a stupid theatre. Can’t wait to watch it in 3D!

Verdict: Watch it for the graphics
My Rating: 4/5

P. S. - I watched the movie for the second time in 3 D and I did not find much difference between watching it in 2D and 3D. It was a real pain to watch it the second time :(

Arya 2

Lead actors: Allu Arjun, Navdeep, Kajal Aggarwal, Shradda Das
Director: Sukumar

It was really exciting for me to watch this movie on the first day of its release; it's only the second movie that I watched on the first day - the other one being 'Annavaram'. I'm the kind who would go for a movie only after trusted sources have confirmed that a movie is worth watching, so me actually going for a movie on the first  day is BIG.

The movie lives up to its name and can be called a true sequel to 'Arya'. This tale of  friendship and love has a very appealing blend of emotion, comedy and whackiness.

The first half of the movie seemed to drag, but the second half was fast paced and I did not lose interest for even a moment. And like every telugu movie, this one too has a good dose of Rayalaseema, bombs and knife-brandishing goons. And of course the father of  the 'heroine' is big and bad (in this movie hez actually sorta good) and has a big moustache.

The story is well written and has plennnty of twists and turns. In some scenes you might expect something serious to happen, but it turns out to be hilarious; surprises wait at every nook and corner of the film and have the audience in splits!

Navdeep is his usual cute self and Kajal is sweet in the movie. Allu Arjun plays his part as a weirdo cum 'Mr. Perfect' well and his dance moves are awesome, though I felt some dance moves were more like desperate attempts to show some circus feats and did not gel well with the music, I also felt as if Allu Arjun was trying to imitate Michael Jackson in some instances; in acting, attire as well as dancing ( I should've expected it - the begininning titles of the movie showed a tribute to the pop-star).

I loved the way friendship was portrayed in the film; Arya 2 is more about friendship than just a love story. The music too is good and I'm in love with the 'I love you' song.

Verdict: If you liked 'Arya' and can bear all the whackiness of Allu Arjun you will definitely like this movie.
My Rating: 3/5